From the Heart of My Bottom Message Company guy.
So who wants their booty drawn and have it say something stoooopid?! Clothes! Please!
I put up a new picture of Mom Jeans wishing your mom a Happy Mother’s Day! How awesome is that? I kept snickering to myself as I drew it. My mom and mother-in-law will be receiving a copy it. >D
I just updated the website. I added a couple of sample drawings. I also added a new product, Random Butt Drawing. I realize that some people might be uncomfortable sending a photo of their rear but still would like to get a drawing.
Client: You want to do what with my butt?
Me: How it works is that you send me a picture of your butt (clothed, underwear/swimsuit at a minimum...no nudes, please), a message to tell someone, and how you want the message displayed (on the butt, word balloon, bottom of picture, etc.) and I will draw it for you and mail it to you. That's it.
Client: Why would I want to do that?
Me: Because it's funny! We all talk out of our butts sometimes.
Client: What happens to my picture I sent you?
Me: It will be returned to you or destroyed. Your choice.
Client: How much does it cost?
Me: Only $9.95 per drawing.
Client: Well...okay. How do I start?
Me: Send me an email with a butt photo (see rules on submissions), your name and address, and how you would like the message to appear. Warning: the less detail, the more creative license I'll take.
Client: How do I pay?
Me: After your submission, you'll receive an invoice from Paypal for the $9.95. You don't need a Paypal account to pay. I'll start drawing when payment is received.
Client: How do I get the finished product?
Me: I'll snail mail the finished artwork to you. I can also email you the drawing as a file in .JPG and .PNG formats.
Client (after receiving drawing): ROFLMAO!
For $9.95 I will draw your butt with any message you want on it! Just email a photo!